The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.

My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.

by THE American Dan February 19, 2026

Dick Queef

1. Otherwise known to the French as a pépé quaf. A dick queef or (DQ) is something that happens to a man with ED. When ejaculating due to the dry, sterile nature of their nutsack, air is expelled instead of semen causing the dick to make a queefy sound.

“ A dick queef is like a pussy fart, but from
Your balls”

by Peddyisaspettydoes March 15, 2026

Re-queef

The act of a man farting into a woman’s vagina and then she queefs his fart out of her vagina.

I know she loves me because she’s giving me a re-queef tonight.

by Nastyoldcouple October 15, 2025

Meat Queef

When a woman's vagina suddenly discharges air while she is having a particularly chunky period, or perhaps a miscarriage.

"Dude, I was about to go down on Becka last night when she let out a meat queef."

by DrBruz October 27, 2025

Inverted Queef

When you fart into a vagina.

While my wife was spooning me, I performed an inverted queef.

by InvertedQueefer December 29, 2025

Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

ya lil nasty queef

a stupid fuckbag who loves to eat queef (a vagina fart)

suck my imaginary balls ya lil nasty queef.

by bushybeater7 August 20, 2016