Definitions by Peddyisaspettydoes

Dick Queef

1. Otherwise known to the French as a pépé quaf. A dick queef or (DQ) is something that happens to a man with ED. When ejaculating due to the dry, sterile nature of their nutsack, air is expelled instead of semen causing the dick to make a queefy sound.

“ A dick queef is like a pussy fart, but from
Your balls”

Dick Queef by Peddyisaspettydoes March 15, 2026

Pépé Quaf

1. When you, your mom, AND your ex wife are all little bitches.

2. French for PeePee Queef

“ Kris can me such a Pépé Quaf!”

Pépé Quaf by Peddyisaspettydoes March 15, 2026