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Jesus Keir 

When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.

If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?

You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.

You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
Jesus Keir by anonymous March 30, 2023
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Jesus Piece 

a very huge penis that makes girls say "JESUS!!!" when they see it.
DOn't touch the Jesus Piece!
Jesus Piece by Connor Salas April 11, 2007

Jesus Chrystler 

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
Jesus Chrystler by Jefbag October 3, 2009

jesus piece 

a 5 cup rack in Beer Pong in which you place the cups 1,2,1,1 forming a cross, hence the jesus piece
Set it up, we want the jesus piece
jesus piece by FattyT February 4, 2009

jesus freak 

A title atheists give to anyone who follows Christianity.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus died for my sins.

Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!

Bob: <walks away>
jesus freak by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008

jesus dyke 

A swear word similar to jesus christ when used as an exclamation.
jesus dyke, that PBR is cheap!

jesus dyke! i'd love to snuggle up to those tits tonight!
jesus dyke by CruJones February 24, 2006

Jesus Christ 

The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy