Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.

Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?

by J409 September 15, 2025

Kiwi facial

When you smash an unopened beer on your face until there is an opening in the can which you then split the can and drink the contents.

Rick was wasted after doing a Kiwi Facial.

by H.1988 December 9, 2025

Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside

Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!

by crackamalibu December 30, 2010

doo doo faced

an unattractive person, ugly

You are a doo doo faced person.

by Kurtiz the Kid September 26, 2012

beyond shit faced

To drunk

Let's go to a other bar... Na I'm going home I'm beyond shit faced

by Isrightkev July 29, 2016

Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.

I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.

by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018