wafflestomping

when youre playing bastion in overwatch and killing newbies

Jim: What You do today
Guy: When I'm playing bastion and wafflestomping newbies, I need the percision that only a mouse can give me.

by nichijew June 26, 2016

awful waffle

Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.

We sneaked in last night and gave John an awful waffle he won't forget.

by slicrider September 28, 2008

Waffle Face

Waffle face is the pinnacle of unatractiveness. Waffle face far exceeds butt ugly, and is ugliness at its ugliest. Ugly in ways that defy logic or explanation.

Waffle Face makes broccolli face seem attractive. Waffle Face looks like she got hit in the face with a waffle iron. She is so ugly I can not look at her. Waffle Face has a face that even a mother could not love.

by Wild Bill Blackstar August 14, 2012

waffle headed

To be shot in the head by the predator's spear gun. Refering to the way the aiming dots look on the targets head.

Fuck man, the Predator jumped outa the trees and waffle headed that motherfucker! What you talking about? It ain't lookin like no god damned waffle. STFU That's what they all say, before they die.

by Tex April 9, 2003

waffle

waffle: to hit some one, or to shag them.

Jim: Omg i totally waffled Bob last night!
Dave: You.. ..shagged Bob?
Jim: Sick bastard. Sick bastard.

by roz to the m July 21, 2006

Snake Waffles

A waffle with a snake under it.

Joe: Hey, where's john?
Tim: Adam got him with some snake waffles!
Adam: Yeah, he so fell for it! he's gone to get antivenom.

by SNAKED00d June 29, 2010

waffle face

A girl with a face that leaves a tremendous amount to be desired facially.

"Hey look, there is Jenny the waffle face, with the awful face"

by Charles Teed April 17, 2008