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turkey basted 

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
turkey basted by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Turkey Taint 

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.
"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"
Turkey Taint by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Turkey Taint 

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.
"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"
Turkey Taint by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

turkey cam 

A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.
- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?
turkey cam by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Turkey Dip 

Dipping one’ penis into the toilet bowl after using it for good luck.
Alright boys I turkey dipped its going to be a good night
Turkey Dip by Nutspoc January 17, 2022

Turkey . 

a passed around freak bitch , this word is likely used in Baltimore
Aye dummy that lor bitch ah “turkey .“
Turkey . by tae from da avenue January 25, 2022