Red Swingline Stapler

The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.

"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"

by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020

Nut Swinger

Someone who defends a celebrity or athlete to no ends. Often blinded by fandom.

Kyle is such a nut swinger. He still believes Lebron is the GOAT over Jordan.

by Nateroo77 April 11, 2020

Uncultured swine

The pinnacle of 0 real taste of anything that involves any form of real enjoyment

Oh that Ben primmer fuckwit doesn't like iconic cars or vegetables the uncultured swine what an absolute pleb

by TherealOGofmoderndaywogs May 14, 2020

Finger Swing

When you swipe your finger so fast that you get it stuck on the 7th wrinkle of the right hemisphere of your bootyhole.

Randal: Hey Chad! Come help, I got my finger stuck!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!

by Xxextentioncord May 30, 2020

Uncultured Swine

Thomas Norwood Pinkston

Only uncultured swine open Cheez-It boxes upside down.

by Icouldntthinkofapseudonymtouse July 8, 2020

Curtain Swinger

Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.

They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.

Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.

Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.

watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.

by Docker Picker Dyl August 19, 2020

Sajan Swing

The Sajan Swing is a very well known dance in America its just not very well known. You baciscaly just slide to the left then slide to the right and you take your parters nows, kiss it, then kiss their ass.

Dude me and jana did the Sajan Swing last night and im a father at the age of 13 now!

by BichAndTheFritoGoUpMyAss October 2, 2020