A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.
Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
by Xxextentioncord July 09, 2020
When you swipe your finger so fast that you get it stuck on the 7th wrinkle of the right hemisphere of your bootyhole.
Randal: Hey Chad! Come help, I got my finger stuck!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!
by Xxextentioncord May 31, 2020