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Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025
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Lukosious poise

Looking over your glasses with a fear of farting
The majestrate looked over the bar at the defendant with a lukosious poise fearing that if he farted he may follow through
by Dr Sqiggle July 5, 2025
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COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.
"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"
by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025
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Hard Pose

n. a nonchalant pose that acts as a stylish exhibition of one's own piercing or unique personality with such unwavering confidence, which earns them the title of cool.
Dude, did you see the new manga volume? The cover art has the main character doing such a hard pose!
by SlushiePie November 5, 2025
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Perth Pokies

A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.

Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”
by SDSyd December 10, 2025
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peasants without ponies

a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.
i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.
by peasantwithoutpony December 12, 2008
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the mitch pose

A photo that is used to call out another over the internet. Usually in a board on forums, this type of photo is nothing extravagant, but is instead a pose of quiet challenging. This type of photo brings legions of followers in these internet wars.
Let's all do the MITCH POSE!!!!!
by Leon Natsume January 9, 2008
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