Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.

*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022

ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

pirate

pirates are suuuuper kewl. when i get a house i wud decorate it just like a pirate ship. if i could be anythang in the world I would be a pirate. what happens on the boat...stays on the boat. when you see me coming, you bettr get ready to give me all ur treasure. yo dnt want to mess with me. i would consider myself to be a pirate, i drink before 10am. drinking before 10am makes u a pirate not an alchoholic!!!

pirate:ARGGGGG

by sdneirFsaHleinaD February 28, 2024

Pirate

racist mexican

"gizzelle is a pirate"
"yes, she said she hates my girlfriend due to the color of her skin"

by Pee Pee McAss January 5, 2021

Post pirate

A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"

Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!

by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017

Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.

Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”

by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025

Pirate

Pirates are great men of the sea. They have a body hard like stone, the eyes of an eagle, and a voice that tears the sky asunder (one piece )

Chopper: “Doctor, What’s a pirate?”
Dr. Hiriluk: “A pirate? Pirates are great men of the sea. They have a body hard like stone, the eyes of an eagle, and a voice that tears the sky asunder!”

by honour13 June 3, 2021