Pirate

The act during sex when guy cumes into girl's eye, so she gets blinded and then throws her off the bed and shouts: "MAN OVER BOARD."

Friend 1: "So how do you and Ema get on?"
Friend 2: "Well, we just broke up, because I pulled a Pirate on her."

by theRDVN September 7, 2019

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

Pirates be lootin'

When someones doing something 100% in character for them

"I'm gonna go see a movie"
"damn bitch, pirates be lootin' I guess

by IWannaDryHumpAlGore March 9, 2025

Pirate Town

A town inhabited by Pirates, usually near the ocean, that's purpose is to repair ships and meet up with fellow Pirates

Wow, that house looks like it's from a Pirate Town

by anonymous May 9, 2021

Dirty pirate

When you cum in your girl's eye and kick her in the shin so she starts hobbling around saying "Aaarrrr"

I gave my girl a dirty pirate last night, so she if kinda pissed today and not talking to me

by TouchMyRooster February 8, 2019