pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.

That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.

by Satinstains January 3, 2020

Animal Pirate

Someone who is willing to have intercourse with an animal or is simply attracted towards animals

Josh: Dude, did you hear about john?
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.

by PoopieMcPooperTon February 6, 2020

The Concerned Pirate

When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.

"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"

"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."

by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020

Pirate

Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.

Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.

Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker

by KarTosha April 30, 2020

Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty

That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex

by Edward Teach II May 10, 2020

Foxy the Pirate

HotBoi

Girl Have u seen Foxy The Pirates he's the hottest Animated
Bonnie Mine!

by LOLBitSuprise June 5, 2020

Pirate eye

When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.

Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.

Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.

Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!

Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??

by Ydnim June 8, 2020