The Holy Bible

awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.

"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"

by im a loser October 16, 2008

The Holy Lesbian Trinity

Father ( Ellen) Jesus ( Hayley Kiyoko) Holy Ghost ( Lily Tomlin)

I think I just saw the holy lesbian trinity come to home in a dream

by Thegayservent October 22, 2018

american holy water

Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks

I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday

by Acidmushrooms420 March 2, 2017

The Holy Toledo Trinity

A divine group of three terms, all based around the city of Toledo, Ohio. This location was chosed due to the popularity of other Ohio-based terms Cleveland Steamer and Cincinatti Bowtie. The Trinity is comprised of:

The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito

Jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to Ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. He spent 29 days worshipping the town of Toledo and The Holy Toledo Trinity. He wept when he saw a live performance of the Toledo Burrito.

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Temple of the Holy Vagina

Obvious applications; but especially that place to get on your knees and worship---Lap!---Lap!---Lap!---

Temple of the Holy Vagina; the only kind of organized religion which makes sense.

by wanker56 May 24, 2007

CINCINNATI HOLY COLEY

The act of atleast 3 members (2 if your flexible) all on hand's and knee's making a circle. All participants then place cheetos into the anus of the person in front of them, then eat them without using their hands. This can be done for pleasure or competition. Pleasure is obvious. Competion is a 30 second race to see who can eat the most cheetos. Multiple cheetos is not only allowed but encouraged. It is said that the man this is named after could take and eat 10 cheetos at the same time.

Mr.Jone, Mr.Tyler, and Mr.Allen were racing. Mr.Jones jumped out to a early lead doubling up on the cheetos. He quickly petered out. Running neck and neck down to the wire. Mr.Tyler squeaked out the victory with a last second push. Making Mr.Tyler the CINCINNATI HOLY COLEY champion.

by 50yen June 22, 2011

The Holy Okie

A new code for the shaman deity that has united the tribal nation-states of America. Also called The Great Spirit. As cultures collide some struggle while others secretly evolve and thrive through the generations. The Irish Godfather provided whimsical levity and humor for his children so they may accept Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Gnomes into the new storytelling traditions. The pursuit of happiness requires laughter and the Holy Okie is an Irish Choctaw Bud that grew from a seed the Choctaw planted during the Irish potato famine fourteen years after the trail of tears.

Jesus carried the Spirit of "Lord Bud" into my heart, and he became the content of my Character, He is the judge of all that I do. He found me guilty and gave me a life sentence as an indentured servant to him that created me. I am my father's crowning Glory and only the Holy Okie may tell my story.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022