Chode

Something that is wider then its own length.

Marshall Lea's dick is a chode

by juicey man May 10, 2019

Chode Factory

A thick girl who sucks everyones dick.

Wow Isabel Gonzalez is such a chode factory!

by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019

Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019

chidenmatsuez

A word used to describe a very mentally challenged Polish person who's addicted to Minecraft and often cheats to pleasure himself in unsanitary ways. He's always found out, and nobody misses him when banned. He will stop at no boundaries to make your life Hell and be a fucking leech to his friends, and often finds himself saying retarded shit on a daily basis from his mental disabilities. This person is also likely to be a lifelong virgin, unless his mental disability is from his continued sexual abuse by his Uncles, in this case it was gone before he was born.

"I heard that the orphanage down the street has a chidenmatsuez!

"Wow! They'd better come up with a law allowing chidenmatsuez's to be put down because they're never adopted."

by Nocturnal_cockula July 2, 2019

Chode

A short but wide dick.

Blake: "Damo has a chode!"
Damo: "at least I don't have hiv!"

by XDicktationx July 8, 2019

Chode

A penis/dick that’s short and wider than it is long. Basically a 2 inch, or calling a dick small

I heard Jamal has a chode 😂, his junk is like 2 inches!

by Yung Lul Baby April 1, 2019

Chode Goblin

A name that describes Mr.nips with his melted candle face,and neck that always talks to people.

Hey Mr.Nips you look like a Chode Goblin.

by the marker box April 3, 2019