Chestnut

when you lay down on your back, jerk off, and jizz on to your chest.

Hey baby I just chestnutted, I almost lost control and wallnutted.

by bladee October 11, 2015

The Cheat

A small yellow fury animal that is sometimes mistaken for a cheese, an anvile, an ugly boud, or someting. Hangs out with Strong Bad and Strong Mad.

I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff, hence, the name. - The Cheat

by Stephen December 17, 2003

Chastity

The most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.

Aldous - I heard that Elias has taken a vow of chastity!
Huxley - What a perverse lifestyle he has chosen...

by Shmedricko October 6, 2008

Win-cest

Win-cest: Referring to the apparently lightly “inbred” nature of the residents of the town of Winchester, CT in particular and to residents of Northeast Litchfield county in general. Cuts across all social and economic boundaries. Might be a Raggy thing, might not. Not surprising really since many of the first families to settle the area are still here after 10 or so generations and have not moved more than a couple miles in the last 250 years. Often used unfairly to target people from Winsted since the populations of the surrounding towns of Colebrook, Riverton, The Hartlands, both East and West, Barkhamsted, New Hartford, Burrville, Winchester Center, Goshen and Norfolk are all at the very least equally lacking in genetic diversity. Let’s not get started on what happens when you cross the state line into the Berkshires of Massachusetts!

She's my 3rd cousin once removed on my mother’s side and my second cousin twice removed on my father’s side. i.e.: a Win-cest uous marriage.

From pretty much any front porch in Litchfield County, if you listen really closely, you can hear dueling banjo music drifting on the wind.

by DrDNA December 17, 2010

cest la vie

A conformist quote. Came from French and can be translated as "It's the life"

"What can I do about that? It's the life! Cest la vie!"

by ErnieBrazil May 14, 2006

Chester

(verb)

-To argue about something you know nothing about.

-To regurgitate information you've heard elsewhere without actually knowing the facts behind it.

Windmills have no benefits!
Are you serious? Wow, you're totally chestering right now.

Obamacare is so expensive.
Where'd you chester that from, FOX News?

by aintnothingbutachickenwing January 22, 2014

chestnut

Term used to describe a sexy woman with blond hair and brown eyes

SWM seeks hot, sexy female chestnut for an intimate encounter

by BadBrad L December 27, 2007