schoolboy humour alphabet

schoolboy humour alphabet is the A - Z of lavatorial words used by schoolboys

schoolboy humour alphabet

1690: An important date in Irishhistory, the Battle of the Boyne; the best sexual position in 10
Anus: A good laugh is always had at Uranus
Arsehole: A person who talks through his backside
Bog: The toilet where you go for a crap and/or a wank
Bogs: Toilets and Utinals
Bonk: A fuck eg a good bonk - a woman worth fucking
Bum: Backside
Bumf: Toilet paper
Cavalier: A boy with an uncircumsised penis
Clit or clitty A woman's fanny
Crack: A woman's fanny
Crap: A load of shit
Cum: Spunk all over hands when you wank
Cunt: A woman's fanny
Dick: Penis
Escort Agency: Upmarket name for Prossie
Fag: A cigarette; a younger boy who runs errands for a prefect),
Fairy:
Fart: Wind blown out of your arsehole
Feck: Irish word for Fuck
Frenchies: French Letters
Frig: An alternative for Feck or Fuck
Fuck: Sexual intercourse with a woman
Geld: Castrate
Goolies: Testicles
Handjob: Having a wank
Hard on, a: A stiff dick or prick
Homo: A homosexual boy
Hump: Fuck or Bonk
Jack Off: Masturbate
Jacks: Urinals
Loo: see Bogs
Pansy: a bit of a sissy
Poof: A homosexual boy
Poofter: homosexual boy
Prick: Penis
Queer: A homosexual boy
Roundhead: A boy who is circumcised
Shit and shite: crap dumped in the bog
Six of the Best: an old expression.
A good caning given by a master or prefect
(Political Correctness means Corporal Punishment is no longer allowed).
Skiv or Skivvie: School maids. Not bad looking women.
Many of the older boys want to fuck them. Some probably do fuck them.
Sissy:
Spunk: The creamy white stuff all over your hands when you have a wank
Tits or Titties: Breasts of a woman
Toss: Masturbate
Tosser: Someone indulging in wanking
Tossing: Masturbating or wanking.
Toss off: Masturbating or wanking.
Tuck Shop: School food is OK. Many guys like buying a snack at the tuckshop.
Wank: Masturbate
Wanker: Someone who masturbates
Wet Dream: You dream you are fucking a woman, get a hard on and wake up feeling
somewhat wet with spunk all over the bed. Basically it is masturbating with no hands.

by Stias. January 18, 2006

Alphabet soup

The ever increasing number of 3 letter government agencies. Used commonly by libertarians to describe the bureau of Alcohol, Tobbaco, and Fire (ATF). Other agencies that may be referred to are FBI, CIA, DHS, CDC, NSA, DEA, and many more.

“Yesterday I filled my sprinkler system with gasoline for when the alphabet soup comes knocking. Time to go storm the capitol!”

by 😍😍😍😍😍 n May 1, 2021

alphabet game

While having sex with a girl, have her say the alphabet from a to z without moaning at all. The common thing to do is to toy around with the speed and what not to make it more difficult. you can reverse roles and have the girl give you oral etc.

"Me and Jane played the alphabet game last night. she did bad which means i was good"

by peyton hilinger March 7, 2010

alpharad deluxe

The channel that created a toxic community that Alpharad thought he could fix by changing the name.

“Hey, you watch Alpharad Plus?”
“You mean Alpharad Deluxe?”
“Sure buddy, sure”

by LteEeeeeee November 10, 2020

hacking the alphabet

something you do when your in a uncomfortable situation.

my cousin is such a homophob, when I said Peter Petrelli was smexy he just started hacking the alphabet

by Christina Cady October 7, 2007

aloha

Slang term used to greet a very different and adventurous good freind.

Aloha, said carl to jessi.

by GUIN. May 13, 2005

Alphabet Soup

When you cum on a girl's face and the semen forms the shape of any letter of the alphabet.

"I gave my girlfriend a load of alphabet soup last night!"
"Did she like it?"
".... I don't know. She was sleeping".

by Batman's cleavage November 5, 2011