United States Navy 

The worlds finest Navy, comprised of ships to transport Marines to the middle of nowhere to kill men women and children who are widely untrained, planes to bomb shit so the marines can walk into the smoldering crater and act like they actually did something useful like they used to a hundred years ago, and land based forces to keep retard marines from getting blown up by IEDs or dying from extreme mental retardation while they act like they've ever done something.
A branch of the military that goes out to sea in large vessels where they could all die together without having the chance to scatter like hollywood marines.

"I hate the Marine Corps. I never do anything but get fucked over. I should have joined the real UNITED STATES NAVY instead of trying to imitate the Army"

"The Marine Corps is the retarded afterbirth of the UNITED STATES NAVY"

"The UNITED STATES NAVY does awesome shit that is actually useful."

United States Navy by HungryFlapJackDude April 17, 2010

unitard 

A mentally disabled person with one leg.

The unitard hopped happily down the road.

unitard by SeamusR February 10, 2009

United 93 

The shittiest movie ever made in all of movie shittiness. If I wanted to see some government bullshit, i would head to Washington D.C. I mean come on. It was TWO FUCKING HOURS of this:
(Dude 1) - "I think we are going to die."
(Dude 2) - "No freakin' way. Shut up."
(Terrorist 1) - "Muh Hallah Muckha Laha!" He then runs like a crazy bitch with a box cutter.
(Dude 1) - "He really shouldn't run with that in his hands."
(Dude 2) - "If your so concerned about him, why don't you marry him?"
(Terrorist 1) - "Muh Hullah Ma Stabby Hackma Mul Stab" He insanely stabs some fat guy in the neck.
(Dude 1) - "Didn't he kill that guy an hour ago?"

Repeat FOREVER!!!!!!

(Dude 1) - "Wanna see United 93?"
(Dude 2) - "FUCK YOU PANSY BITCH FACE!!!!"

United 93 by You Will Thank Me Later May 17, 2006

Unitesticle 

Uni-testicle is referred to a person who's bad at gaming. This is a word invented by "Zemog" - a player on Xbox live player notorious for talking nonsense online.
Uni-testicle quickly spread around various sites and became a slang for someone worse then the person using the word.

I have a uni-testicle (Pronounced; Uuuuunitesticle.)

Unitesticle by SGACarson November 14, 2009

United Nations 

Useless organisation that likes to act like it cares about the human race and philanthropy and other silly things that don’t improve the collective/individual human experience. They don’t actually do anything at all. They just sit there and eat ramen noodles and have international potlucks every single day. If someone is giving you an ‘I’m disgusted by you’ look, that’s THEIR right (even if it’s torturous). Why are they looking at you with disgust? Who knows... maybe you’re just a MALE? Some silly little “document” called the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was created there, but nobody really cares or lives by it.

Child: “Omg, mommy! What is that rectangle building over there with all of the flags from around the world?”

Mother: “Oh, sweetheart... that’s just the United Nations— a Christmas tree ornament just like the Statue of Liberty is an ornament. It’s supposed to represent something, but nobody actually lives by it or pays attention to it. It just becomes background noise. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up? No, you can’t say ‘free’. Give me your fucking hand, CHILD... or better yet, I’ll just tie you on this leash like the DOG that you are. YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE GOING TO STAY IN THE STROLLER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!!!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHILDREN’S RIGHTS AND WHO CARES IF YOU’RE A CURIOUS TODDLER THAT WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING? SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SPANK YOU?!?????!?!??!”

United Nations by Mo’Nique vs. Precious July 6, 2020

Angry Fly United 

When a guy meets a girl in the lavoratory for a blowjob and just when he's about to cum, he pinches her nose, relieving the altitude pressure in her ears.

When Jim and Heather flew to Australia, he gave her an Angry Fly United in the bathroom!

Angry Fly United by Coraline Bulldog March 5, 2010

Uniting Church 

A church in Australia that has sold out to the left and Satan.
The Uniting Church supports abortion, gay marriages, euthaniasia, anti war to the point of extremism and disregards the truths of the bible.

The Uniting Church is such a hole these days, does its members even read their bibles.

Uniting Church by Glenn Griffiths August 7, 2006