unitesticle

1. A man... or woman with only one testicle which makes it incredibly hard to ride a whorse
2. A person who lacks true manlyness and attempts to mask his insecurity by carrying out idiodic tasks. (in this sense it is similar to the cliche of putting all your eggs in one basket)

Being a unitesticle George W. Bush desided to go to war with Iraq.(which is not pronounced I-Rack but earoch)

unitesticle by Wolf Wintegny January 3, 2004

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Unitesticle

Uni-testicle is referred to a person who's bad at gaming. This is a word invented by "Zemog" - a player on Xbox live player notorious for talking nonsense online.
Uni-testicle quickly spread around various sites and became a slang for someone worse then the person using the word.

I have a uni-testicle (Pronounced; Uuuuunitesticle.)

Unitesticle by SGACarson November 14, 2009

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unitesticle

When 2, 3 or more testicles are merged into 1.

Have you seen Mike's unitesticle?

I walked up to that gay kid in the locker room and slapped him in his unitesticle.

unitesticle by zombie vagina October 6, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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