An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This
art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal
track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest
toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the
wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your
art into a Michelangelo painting.