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bowl painter 

explosive diarrhea that coats the lining of that bowl.
" After that burrito i had a seious bowl painter "
bowl painter by nartoff August 23, 2003

Picasso Painting 

An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your art into a Michelangelo painting.
“The neighbors dog wouldn’t shut up all night so I went over and Picasso Painted it.”
Picasso Painting by Nob April 27, 2004

Half-pinter 

Someone who is really nice deep down, but just doesn't make much of an effort as far as appearance or conversation goes.
Girl 1 "how was your date with Dave last night?"
Girl 2 "It was good, the meal was nice"
Girl 1 "Do you think you and Dave will get together?"
Girl 2 "I would but he's a bit of a half-pinter"
Half-pinter by YourFavouriteMistake February 22, 2009

Therapeutic Painting

Theraputic Painting is something to do with friends when you are stressed out or had a really bad day! This can take place at your home with suplies from and arts and crafts store such as joanns or michaels or at color me mine.
-What are you doing Saturday?
-Why what were you thinking? THERAPEUTIC PAINTING?
-YES! we both seriously need it!

Clam Paint 

White residue left at the base of a man's penis after having sex with a girl.
She came a lot so my dick is covered in clam paint!
Clam Paint by ClamPaint April 19, 2011

ice cream paint job 

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.
You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.
ice cream paint job by stupid phatty September 22, 2009