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Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 2, 2020
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Mindful Minute

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.
Do we need to go into a mindful minute?
by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020
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piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.
Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens
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2 minutes

Just lasted 2 minutes boys
by Oliver Bootle March 31, 2020
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Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.
Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes
by ItsNorth April 11, 2020
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5 Minute Ass Bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?
by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020
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80 minute Welshman

A Welsh person who claims pride over their country, often using sports events such as rugby or football to convey it, but then regressing to an Anglo-British view of Wales. This regression might be seen in their political, cultural or philosophical view of Wales. They will often have a more regional view of Wales within the UK, referring to it as "too small" or "too poor".

The 80 minutes refers to the length of a rugby match, often touted as the most "patriotic" sport in Wales, and that often support for their country ends shortly after the final whistle, essentially making their perceived Welshness irrelevant.
English person: "Yeah but Alun Cairns says that Wales is too small to be independent and he's Welsh"
Welsh person: "Yeah but he's only an 80 minute Welshman! He doesn't give a damn for Wales the rest of the time!"
by Daw'r_Wawr_Eto May 8, 2020
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