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Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds

“Aye man”
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Carpet rat

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Right-Angled Triangle
The triangle of most interest is the right-angled triangle. The right angle is shown by the little box in the corner:

triangle showing Opposite, Adjacent and Hypotenuse

Another angle is often labeled θ, and the three sides are then called:

Adjacent: adjacent (next to) the angle θ
Opposite: opposite the angle θ
and the longest side is the Hypotenuse

Why a Right-Angled Triangle?
Why is this triangle so important?
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Capers

He gonna pop my back if you know what I mean. LOL
Capers gonna get Jesse, the BDSM stripper, to step on my back
by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
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Capers Zentmeyer

I told him Tracy Lynn used to be a mom and his eyes almost popped out of his head. xD
A sexy chiropractor named Capers Zentmeyer. He'll wear penny loafers on the job and turn his hat sideways and fuck my pussy until I bleed in the sheets. ;)
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Capel

To Capel is to drop out at late notice.
I'm sorry I've got to Capel tonight. I can't make it.
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Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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