A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
by Neil Durkin October 19, 2008
Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.
by mr something April 05, 2014
A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
"trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.
by Evil Spock December 06, 2015
A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.
Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."
by Evil Spock December 11, 2015
You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!
Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
by Miles the Magnificent October 12, 2010
OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024