midget twat swat 

when a midget tries to grab your vagina

the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina

midget twat swat by idkone August 4, 2011

auto-twat 

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.

Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.

auto-twat by Big Thor December 13, 2012

fukin twat 

a person who is dumb they can't recognize an apple.

did you see him? he's a fukin twat

fukin twat by perrsonloll February 1, 2021

Pingy twat

A person, incapable of independent thought, who deems it necessary to ping others on social media to do their thinking for them.

That guy lost 20k because he didn't manage his own risk, what a pingy twat.

Pingy twat by MrT-maybe December 31, 2021

ohh hill twat 

Someone who doesn't talk to someone else for like 42 days!

Scott, stop being such an ohh hill twat, you haven't talked to Faye in like 42 days!!

ohh hill twat by Scott Sand October 2, 2007

Johnny on the Twat 

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

Johnny on the Twat by Exsalad January 4, 2010

cum guzzling twat loaf 

Shane.

I can't believe I dated that cum guzzling twat loaf.

cum guzzling twat loaf by Shane.Hater.4life July 9, 2011