What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)
by ChazzGR September 4, 2005
Get the Shart mug.A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.
Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)
Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)
Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
by Big Daddy R December 28, 2005
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when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out.
pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.
pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.
by the shyyts. March 22, 2009
Get the shart mug.\shärt\ n 1 : a fart, or any form of flatulence, in which fecal matter, in any state is released 2 : the physical remnants of a shart
\shärt\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting
\shärt\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting
1: "What was that?" "A shart." 2: "It smells like shart in here." 3: "I've got to shart!" 4: "I just sharted!" 5: "Yes, that's me, I am sharting."
by Mr. Magou July 24, 2008
Get the shart mug.A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.
I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.
by Team Beavis August 2, 2010
Get the Shart Week mug.A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.
Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."
by vfsexy1 April 17, 2010
Get the Captain Shortbus mug."Earl just ripped one."
"Did he have shartage?"
"No, I think it was clean."
I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.
"Did he have shartage?"
"No, I think it was clean."
I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.
by shartage_fan September 8, 2010
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