testiculus ridiculous

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which immobilizes an opponent by giving them large testicles.

" Serpensortia! " John cried.

" Testiculus Ridiculous! " Luke spat back.

" My snake and I stand bested sir. " John conceded.

by Bahamutwing October 4, 2011

main rider

Main rider is your main nigga I'm your life. You stay 100 to one another and don't got any side bitches.

"My boyfriend is my main rider"

by Uonevenknow May 15, 2014

out riddle me

When a person of weaker mind skills and most of the time their name is Joe blow and he tries to outsmart you in the text world but is merely playing checkers when you're playing chess.

Out riddle me is when Joe Blow tries to text you false outrage and you know that he's playing checkers but you're playing chess

by LOFT AND SHOVE October 5, 2017

Bull Rider

The worst fucking people on Earth. This is for all you ladies trying to get with a bull rider, this is your last warning. Bull riders will break your heart, cheat on you with 5+ people, booty call you 24/7, beg for nudes, and pretend to kill themselves as a joke to be funny. They are alcoholics most of the time. A lot also smoke/vape/and do drugs. If his name starts with J GET THE HELL OUT SISTER. He's probably goofy and funny. "If he makes you laugh and giggle, he can make it clap and jiggle". They only care about their dog, beer, rides, and "8 Seconds" the movie about Lane Frost. He'll probably ask you to watch it with him, and say it's special and he never watches it with other chicks. His dad might also have cancer, or have passed away due to cancer. He has hoes. Bitches even. He won't ever post you, because his other chicks might see. Good luck ladies.

Buckle Bunny: Wow look at those sexy bull riders
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine

Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*

by The Only Reliable Cowgirl November 15, 2022

Tijuana Train ride

The act of shitting on the stairs and smearing it down them, then using it as a slide to slip down it.

I cant wait to get home and catch a Tijuana Train ride down to the basement.

by bigpopa May 17, 2008

Frosty Sleigh Ride

Receiving a dutch rudder while riding a chair lift on a ski hill.

Pete: Hey man, what was that chick doing to your arm on the ski lift?

Andy: Dude, she was straight giving me a frosty sleigh ride!

Pete: Daaaaamn!

by Bahaha MT February 9, 2012

hide-n-ride

Like hide and go seek. A group of (normally teenagers) divide into boys and girls. one of the groups will go and hide while the other group searches for them. When a girl/boy finds one of the other group, they then have to grab them and say "1-2-3 HIDE-N-RIDE" they then proceed to "Ride" (have sex).

The young man searched for the girl. Found her, caught her, shouted "1-2-3 hide-n-ride"....they then proceeded to have sex.

by TheHideNRideKing November 29, 2013