3 definitions by The Only Reliable Cowgirl
The whores of the rodeo/country world. They'll sneak behind the chutes to catch a glimpse at the bull riders. They think steers are a breed of cow, they're almost always blonde whether that be dyed blonde or natural. A lot of denim booty shorts, flannels, sparkles and glitter, and let's not forget the 30 pounds of makeup. Fake tans, daddy's money, probably drives a pink or white Jeep. Big fake ass eye lashes. And will sleep with country men. Save a horse (ride a cowboy),Before He Cheats, every Wallen song are defiantly on their playlist. If your man is a bull rider, he probably has a lot of these women in his snapchat. Very rare that a bull rider will be loyal, but it happens. See my profile for more info on bull riders. They also go to "country concerts" (pop country) and they wear the boots n hat one time. never again after that.
Innocent country female: OMG HE CHEATED ON ME WITH 7 BUCKLE BUNNIES. GOD I HATE THEM.
Random female team roper: RUN! THEY'RE HERE....the buckle bunnies. *blonde bitch with huge tits, a red n white flannel, denim booty shorts, and a fake tan walks in*
Bull rider: DAMNNNNN BOYS. THE PUSSY IS HERE. Look at that fine buckle bunny.
Random female team roper: RUN! THEY'RE HERE....the buckle bunnies. *blonde bitch with huge tits, a red n white flannel, denim booty shorts, and a fake tan walks in*
Bull rider: DAMNNNNN BOYS. THE PUSSY IS HERE. Look at that fine buckle bunny.
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl February 15, 2023
When you're little it happens like this:
You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED
Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy
You: Okay :)
*7 hours later*
Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired
Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer
Your daddy: I'm driving pal
Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then
Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*
*3 hours later*
Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.
Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya
Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.
*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*
You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED
Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy
You: Okay :)
*7 hours later*
Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired
Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer
Your daddy: I'm driving pal
Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then
Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*
*3 hours later*
Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.
Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya
Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.
*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl March 7, 2023
The worst fucking people on Earth. This is for all you ladies trying to get with a bull rider, this is your last warning. Bull riders will break your heart, cheat on you with 5+ people, booty call you 24/7, beg for nudes, and pretend to kill themselves as a joke to be funny. They are alcoholics most of the time. A lot also smoke/vape/and do drugs. If his name starts with J GET THE HELL OUT SISTER. He's probably goofy and funny. "If he makes you laugh and giggle, he can make it clap and jiggle". They only care about their dog, beer, rides, and "8 Seconds" the movie about Lane Frost. He'll probably ask you to watch it with him, and say it's special and he never watches it with other chicks. His dad might also have cancer, or have passed away due to cancer. He has hoes. Bitches even. He won't ever post you, because his other chicks might see. Good luck ladies.
Buckle Bunny: Wow look at those sexy bull riders
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine
Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine
Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl November 16, 2022