Someone that buys a sticker pack online, and then stickers up their laptop or water bottle.
The opposite of a true sticker connoisseur, who goes to cool stores locally, and when traveling, and purchases genuinely, unique stickers.
The opposite of a true sticker connoisseur, who goes to cool stores locally, and when traveling, and purchases genuinely, unique stickers.
Bonkowski is definitely a sticker poser. Dude bought a six dollar sticker pack online, to sticker up his laptop, and now he thinks he’s cool.
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A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.
Common Traits:
- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Common Traits:
- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.
If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
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Get the Lukosious poise mug.A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.
"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"
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Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..
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"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."
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