Lucas Pearce

A very large and powerful sea monster with long luscious hair

Has a very distinct strut
Asks for consent (on occasion)
Often mistaken for a crocodile or a shark
*Pronounced with a lisp*

"CLASSIC Lucas Pearce, he is rizzing up all the older women from Lancaster"

by S4bs.awesomeness March 6, 2025

Ender Pearl

A phrase commonly said after shitting in your hand molding it into a ball then processing to throw it at a person or animal with force

Hey dude remember when gave that guy a "ender Pearl" last night?

by OdSt9659 April 6, 2025

Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

Ghost Pearl

The sperm left on an unsuspecting person after they've been secretly cummed on, typically in public.

This act is characteristically filmed by the perpetrator to capture both the deposit and the victim's unawareness.

"She felt a slight dampness on her skirt after standing in line, dismissed it, never knowing it was a Ghost Pearl and the guy behind her got it all on film."

by kar96k June 18, 2025

Earth Pearls

The edible rhizome of Stachys affinis also known as crosne, Japanese artichoke, or knotroot. The rhizome looks like white pearls pressed together and tastes like a gentle and slightly sweet radish raw. When cooked it takes like a slightly nuttier artichoke.

You can harvest earth pearls in the fall.

by MsWolf October 25, 2025

Aiden Pearce

the main protagonist of the 2014 game "Watchdogs" a professional hacker using his abilities to track down and kill the man who killed his niece, Damien brenks, he teams up with DedSec to also take down blume, a corporation taking steps to collect data in increasingly invasive ways.

Aiden pearce, the vigilante

by NOTFordBoneworks December 6, 2025