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beetle-human hybrid 

A person who's genetic makeup contains the DNA of both a human and a beetle, causing them to mutate and be a general jackass
Go die you beetle-human hybrid. I hate you and so does everyone else in this room.

the human centipede 

Where a group, 3 or more, get on there hands and knees. Mouth to anus in a line, whilst giving and receiving a bodacious reach around.
My girl friend and her mom wanted to do (The human centipede), it was kinda shitty.
the human centipede by Whyhat December 27, 2015

the human trap 

A dangerous creature that forms a shemale state and switch’s between male and female and can that sometimes be impossible to detect at all possibility the human trap must be avoid once you are caught the web it will be to sticky to get out.

Last one that was spotted was a the human trap in the form of a male it called its self Gavin it lives in Vancouver and is trying to be a welder help shemalewitch hunters your are only hope.
The human trap is on the prowl lately

david the pet human 

a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....
david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
david the pet human by pet davido January 23, 2019

real up human 

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call a friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
real up human by In the Mindway April 30, 2005