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Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
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You are a human!
by stefan1508 August 5, 2020
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human dip

by Dick ass bitch fag November 10, 2017
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Human Supremacy

A belief that humans are superior.
Anti-Artificial beliefs are that which are rooted in human supremacy
by yiiiiiiiiiis June 13, 2024
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Tip-human

A tip-human aka Emil is generally an unwanted person
by Julabruskongen January 24, 2022
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Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.
Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.
by Sickjames March 5, 2017
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