Mindless Self Indulgence 

One of the worst bands ever. They are an absolutely shitty band from NYC, with absolutely shitty lyrics. (I've been denied all the best ultra sex. I... I tried to consume just like a super faggot. I got some dude. how can y'all give a mutha fucka something so good he couldn't say no you nailed me hard.) Their lead singer is a whiny bitch, and all of their songs are about getting laid, dicks, and vaginas.

Their fans all claim they are one of the most original bands ever, which is absolute bull shit.

Bob: Hey John, check out this band. They're called Mindless Self Indulgence. They're this totally original punk band from NYC.

Next day

John: I listened to that CD. What the fuck was that shit? It sucked dick. Go listen to Radiohead, you simple minded fool.

Mindless Self Indulgence by RADIOHEAD FAN 123 September 11, 2009

Break yo'self 

What people think gangsters and thugs say before a robbery. Correct term is, "brace yo'self".

Officer! He came up to me and said, "break yo'self fool!" and then he pulled out a gun. Officer speaking corrects victim by saying, you mean " brace yo'self fool!

Break yo'self by Saga121 June 15, 2010

note to self 

a note to yourself.
brought on by people making notes to self.

note to self - note to selfs arent cool

note to self by mandy July 10, 2004

LeRae Self 

This Girl Who I Think I Bi-Polar and She Thinks I Am Bi-Polar, But Neither Of Us Are And That Is Weird, Guess You Had To Be There!
She Is Great Though!
And I LOVE Her Hair!

LeRae: Are You Bi-Polar?
Me: No, Are You?


OMFG! LeRae I LOVE Your Hair!
I Am Gonna Steal It!

LeRae Self by Who Knows May 7, 2004

space self-reference 

The self-reference of the future.

What! Stupid self-reference! I thought you were supposed to serve humanity!

space self-reference by lunar April 4, 2003

Neck your self 

Go give your self a neck massage

Billy bob: hey bob billy can i please have a neck massage?
Bob billy: no billy bob how about you go and neck your self?!

Neck your self by Habeebadaboobadee July 8, 2016

fuck to self 

Like making a 'note to self', would be 'fuck' to self. But more important, and better than saying NOTE to self.

FUCK TO SELF: Bring in the tomatoes.
FUCK TO SELF: Pick up milk for your stupid gay room-mates
FUCK TO SELF: Choke then fall down a hill.

fuck to self by Brittney LeClair February 23, 2008