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Low Self-Esteem 

When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.
Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy
Low Self-Esteem by D Flawless November 11, 2019

copulate self 

Medical term: To remove an N.G. tube from yourself before medically advised.
The patient justpulled out his N.G. tube,"well he just copulated himself!
copulate self by Dr. Mann February 2, 2004

Mindless Self Indulgence 

One of the worst bands ever. They are an absolutely shitty band from NYC, with absolutely shitty lyrics. (I've been denied all the best ultra sex. I... I tried to consume just like a super faggot. I got some dude. how can y'all give a mutha fucka something so good he couldn't say no you nailed me hard.) Their lead singer is a whiny bitch, and all of their songs are about getting laid, dicks, and vaginas.

Their fans all claim they are one of the most original bands ever, which is absolute bull shit.
Bob: Hey John, check out this band. They're called Mindless Self Indulgence. They're this totally original punk band from NYC.

Next day

John: I listened to that CD. What the fuck was that shit? It sucked dick. Go listen to Radiohead, you simple minded fool.

Break yo'self 

What people think gangsters and thugs say before a robbery. Correct term is, "brace yo'self".
Officer! He came up to me and said, "break yo'self fool!" and then he pulled out a gun. Officer speaking corrects victim by saying, you mean " brace yo'self fool!
Break yo'self by Saga121 June 15, 2010

note to self 

a note to yourself.
brought on by people making notes to self.
note to self - note to selfs arent cool
note to self by mandy July 10, 2004

LeRae Self 

This Girl Who I Think I Bi-Polar and She Thinks I Am Bi-Polar, But Neither Of Us Are And That Is Weird, Guess You Had To Be There!
She Is Great Though!
And I LOVE Her Hair!
LeRae: Are You Bi-Polar?
Me: No, Are You?


OMFG! LeRae I LOVE Your Hair!
I Am Gonna Steal It!
LeRae Self by Who Knows May 7, 2004