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lap sausage 

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.
Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.
lap sausage by slithy January 14, 2009

King Sausage 

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.
Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !
King Sausage by Quad32x December 21, 2008

awesome sausage

emotion of gratification in a compromised situation; showing pleasure by giving reference to the compromise bewteen awesome flavorings of sausage, each together sacrificing their induividuality and independence to combine to form one tasty breakfast treat
Going to the party instead of your mom's house? That's awesome sausage bro!
awesome sausage by PrettyRicky808 November 6, 2011

Twat sausage 

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.
'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'
Twat sausage by Logistikon December 15, 2011

bendy sausage

The vaginal walls fall out in the shape of a cylinder that hangs out but still connected to the body but you can play with the bendy sausage on the way to the hospital with some blood coming out sometimes kinky males like to have sex with the bendy sausage
Dam that's a nice bendy sausage you got there
bendy sausage by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014

Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.
Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"
Sloppy Sausage by mesgônimo June 20, 2015