Suicide Rule 

One of the most common house rules in the game of beer pong. It occurs when one team shoots and the ball goes into one of their own cups. This often occurs when it bounces back and the team doesn't block it from bouncing into their own cup, or when the shooter sucks.

"It's your shot, Dude"
"ok"

Dude shoots at the other teams cups, and the ball bounces off the front cup and back into one of the cups in front of Dude and his partner.

Other team: "Suicide rule, you lose"
Dude: "Fuck my life"

Suicide Rule by Beirut King June 20, 2009

IM 5 second rule 

Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply

Tom: Why haven't you replied to her already

Tim: IM 5 second rule

Tom: Oh so she doesn't think you're obsessed with her.

IM 5 second rule by Someone1234567891011121314 June 20, 2009

The Gentleman's Rule 

if you are playing golf and you don't hit the ball past the women's tee, you then have to walk the hole with your penis hanging out of your pants

I had a bad day, we played by the gentleman's rule, and I'm not too good at golf.

The Gentleman's Rule by Rick Lman July 9, 2012

Gentleman's Rule 

"A true gentleman always strive to ensure his lady has reached at least one climax before he does"

The Gentleman's Rule is an axiom first created in 1672 by Thomas Savery (creator of the first commercial steam engine). Prior to his extensive research into steam power Savery theorised the existance of a female orgasm, which he then came to prove it in 1671 with a paper titled 'induction of involuntary muscle contraction in mulieribus women'. Much excitement was generated in the scientific community at the remarkable discovery however there was a large group of women claiming to have "known about it for a very long time but you just never listen".

A year later in 1672 it was realised that, despite Savery's pioneering research, the wives and betrothed of British men were no happier; it was decreed by King Charles II of England (an avid supporter and benefactor of Savery's research) that a law would passed that "whenth engaging in coitus it is paramount that the man must ensure his betrothed hath reached a suitable level of satisfaction prior to whenth the husband hath achieved his satisfaction". Charles or his wife were not seen in court for at least a fortnight after the law was passed.

The law slipped into obscurity during the 18th and 19th century but has been in resurgence since the early 1960s.

"My girlfriend loves that I follow the gentleman's rule"
"Craig never follows the gentleman's rule, what a scumbag"
"Jenny seems so much happier now Greg has learnt the Gentleman's Rule!"

Gentleman's Rule by Olberoony February 17, 2015

Birthday Rule 

1.The undisputed privilege for someone to ask unreasonable favors of his/her friends on one's birthday. The term seemed to have originated from the right to automatic shotgun on one's birthday but is also applicable in many different scenarios that may include: doing their laundry, driving them around, being their wingman and paying for food.

While the birthday guy may end up looking like a huge douche, the privilege only lasts a day so the other friends can deal with it until their birthday comes around.

2. In rare cases, the term "Birthday Rule" has also been used to satirically justify everyday asshole-ish behavior. This is not quite like the first use of Birthday Rule because the asshole-ish behavior occurred when it wasn't the guy's/girl's birthday.

1. (two friends buying lunch)
Cashier: "That'll be $10.45"
Friend One: "Dude, I can you spot me?"
Friend Two: "Ten Bucks? are you kidding me?!"
Friend One: "C'mon, it's my birthday... BIRTHDAY RULE"
Friend Two: "Ughhh, okay then..."


2. (two friends eating lunch at table)

Friend One: (starring at Friend Two's fries) "Hey Friend Two, look over there"
Friend Two: (cluelessly) "Whaaaa?"
Friend One steals the rest of Friend Two's Fries while he wasn't looking
Friend Two: "You jerk!"
Friend One: "Dude chill, Birthday Rule"
Friend Two: "It's not even your birthday!"

Birthday Rule by Revenge of the Great Gravy February 26, 2009

chip rule 

the chip rule is a rule in where when eating at a fast food restaurant, anyone may claim ownership on another member of the groups chips. for the chip rule to come into effect, you must say chip rule before starting to eat the chips. the original owner of the chips may,however, still take chips.

nathan: hey ben, your taking to long, chip rule.

ben: damm

chip rule by papajohn1706 January 14, 2009

Alabama Rule

an ever-changing rule that has any purpose that is required for the current situation, you are required to say "Alabama Rule" immediately before of after stating your position on an argument. Alabama Rule is primarily used in sports and recreation.

Your safe, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.

Alabama Rule by AlabamaRule May 19, 2011