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free video games

what poor noobs type in google to try and get free games, mostly resulting in a virus on their computer
Noob: OH BOY, I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO GET FREE VIDEO GAMES!
*gets virus on computer*
Noob:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Cacx101 July 20, 2017
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fuck free fortnight

A 14 day or two week period in which one dose not engage in sexual intercorse.
Man I haven’t had sex in like two weeks it’s been a fuck free fortnight.
by No nutt April 14, 2019
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kid free weekend

Something that parents get when they have aunts, uncles, grandparents or other responsible adults who take their children for an entire weekend, allowing the parents time to spend together sans kids.
Bae and I are having kid free weekend in Tahoe! Thanks nonna!
by thefluffyrainbowunicorn May 26, 2017
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Finger Free February

Girls can’t finger or have an orgasm in february like boys can’t nut in november
Hey u doing no nut november? Puh, Im doing finger free february
by Wandren December 18, 2019
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free and easy night

An evening/night where you choose to relax at your own leisure, doing whatever you want to do for your pleasure, without giving a f**k about anything else.
Girlfriend: You coming round tonight to watch a romantic film with me? Boyfriend: No, it's a free and easy night for me.
by gym3m3 February 1, 2023
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Finger Free February

girl: how’s no nut november?

joe: ugh i can’t wait till finger free february
by qoah November 4, 2019
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free range chicken

She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.
by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020
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