Human fire blanket 

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

Human fire blanket by hairygunt March 22, 2010

Human suitcase 

Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport

Look at that man's human suitcase!

Human suitcase by RJMAVS369 March 1, 2011

HUMAN SUITCASE 

A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.

Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?

HUMAN SUITCASE by lithuanianminion March 8, 2011

Humancentipeded 

a word used to describe really bad breath.

"Whew , your breath is awful! It smells like you've been Humancentipeded ."

Humancentipeded by mandyloop66 October 26, 2011

human stop light 

When three midgets stand on top of each other and each one has colored pubes, one green, one red, and one yellow. Then they proceed to flash their genitals in random order like a stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

that club is awesome, it features a human stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

human stop light by Peg-Butt December 30, 2011

Human

The term used to describe an individual whose relationship to you is between a slam piece and dating. This term covers the entire time period in which you two are a "thing", but do not yet have a title.

"Where was Alex last night?"
"She was at her human's house watching a movie."

Human by KarPaige17 October 25, 2014

Humanity 

An outdated term first coined in the 13th Century which describes an ideological yet ludicrous sense of global and ethical coexistence amongst Human-Beings.

Before execution a prisoner looks to his King and asks

"where is your humanity?!".
*The King Laughs*

Humanity by Fingerguns January 20, 2016