A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.
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I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil
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by yadaadddy March 7, 2010
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by Silky June 9, 2022
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John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
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