harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.

She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass

by asssmann May 30, 2010

Fizz Ass

The act of releasing feces the morning after a long night of drinking.

Wow! Youmee really had a mean case of Fizz Ass after her night on the town.

by Fizz Doctor January 26, 2008

FLANK ASS

FLAT WIDE ASS

YOU SEE THAT GIRL SHE HAD A FLANK ASS!!!!

by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009

ripp ass

1) a mixutre between getting ripped on resin, kief, and blunt roaches all mixed up and rolled into a ball an smoked outta a bowl....it tastes soooo fuckin bad but after a few hits you wont even give a flying fuck about the taste...or the smell...which kinda smells like definition #2...
(used with the tense of "ed" or "ing")


2)a term that sounds a little bit more mature than "fart"...but then again not really...

1) "hey man wanna ripp sum ass w me"

"fuck yeah man dat shit tastes like shit tho...but its fuckin kill..."

2) fuck man did u just ripp ass

by [e-mail] August 3, 2008

ASS-AP

as sexually soon as possible

girl, ur booty so fine! i wanna be in u ASS-AP

by CWash January 11, 2009

The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013