A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.

Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."

Ass fairy by Ozwald March 24, 2006

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ass ranger

Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.

That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.

ass ranger by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003

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ass crabs

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.

These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.

ass crabs by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

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