the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle

My husband let me rub the smooter last night.

by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015

anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler December 27, 2015

wookie smooch

When a guy sits on a girls face and she has to kiss his "wookie"

Carlie: Dan gave me the best wookie smooch ever last night

Beth: He gave me one of those last week at the dance

by Kooter Miller June 25, 2016

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017

boomer smooch

When you get down with a pit bull like a funky dude.

“Dude did you see Cory last night? He was boomer smooching like it was 1999.”

by yakovshmearnoff January 2, 2018

Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.

"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"

by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018

Cheesy Smoosh

A cheesy Quesadilla.

I would like a Cheesy Smoosh please.

by Gruntpile June 1, 2018