pirate hooker

Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends

Me:Hey
Pirate hooker:ARRRR
ME:you must be a pirate hooker

by crawl the warrior king May 2, 2007

Malaysian Meat Hook

Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.

Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!

After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.

by malaysianmeathooker February 23, 2009

Hooked on Jesus

Upper class slang for being hooked on cocaine

Rich Girl: I'm quite hooked on Jesus

by Brandybeer July 17, 2006

hooker coupon

A coupon, digital or otherwise, used to purchase the services of a prostitute at a discounted price.

Today's newspaper had a hooker coupon for half-off a blow-job.

by Willingham McDurbanshingle October 16, 2005

off the hook

A word meaning cool; happening; and for those of you who were born in the sixties and lived through the seventies, GROOVY!

Yo, that shiztnit is off the hook!

by Fatalia November 4, 2003

Hookah

Nickname for the Ohio hippie band Ekoostik Hookah. Fans often shout: HOOOO-KAAAH. Band who biannually holds Hookahville festivals, where a bunch of hippies young and old, shady people dressed like hippies, and preppy college kids dressed like hippies party for 2 days with only a couple second-rate other acts (except keller and bela fleck). Band whose strong roots are in Ohio, but who tried to make it nationally and did not succeed. Also played frequently on Sirius' Jam-On. Not to be confused with a smoking contraption, because it totally doesn't relate.

I was tripping balls at Hookah.

Fans 1, 2, and 3: HOOOOOO-KAAAAAH!

by Friend-of-a-friend December 28, 2006

hook up

1. To get one's dick wet
2. Making out does not count

You: Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night.
Me: Oh yeah, what did you do?
You: We made out and cuddled.
Me: Bullshit, you didn't hook up.
You: but she shacked with me.
Me: Your dick didn't get wet, therefore you didn't hook up.

by bushandchode September 25, 2006