hook up

1. To get one's dick wet
2. Making out does not count

You: Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night.
Me: Oh yeah, what did you do?
You: We made out and cuddled.
Me: Bullshit, you didn't hook up.
You: but she shacked with me.
Me: Your dick didn't get wet, therefore you didn't hook up.

by bushandchode September 25, 2006