fart stack 

A tower of farts, like piled pancakes or smokestacks. Moreover, someone who's noxious, unbearable, and downright disgusting.

"Your mom is a fart stack."

"Ugh, I laid the most rancid fart stack earlier."

fart stack by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

fart for effect 

When you feel a fart working towards dispersal you site
a target you wish to share your gas with and aim in thier
direction. Upon release as a fair warning you shout "fart
for effect!" Then beat a hasty exit.
This is a terminology borrowed from Army Field Artillery,
When an artillery battery has locked onto a target.
The battery will fire 1 round down range upon a call of "fire for effect."

" You should have seen Daisy's face when I went fart for effect
on her mother last night!"

fart for effect by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

Fart Invasion

This is when you go to a small shop with a large bunch of friends with whom you had a curry with the night before. And you all simultaneously fart like hell before exiting without making a purchase. This can be done in stealth by silent ones, or for added effect rip them out as loud as you can, watch the invasion unfold as the shop assistants dive for cover.

If you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you're paying your fare.......Then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. The driver then suffers for over-charging.

'lets go to that crap clothes shop on the and release phase 1 of a fart invasion campaign, we'll get the fuckers next week too'

'This taxi drivers sure to rip us off, I feel the need for a fart invasion'

Fart Invasion by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012

FART MARCH

Farting multiple times in a row while walking. with each step you let out another fart.

I was gassy and when I was walking across the street and I did the fart march

FART MARCH by the fartzer June 4, 2013

fart cast 

The act of using a prevailing breeze, fan or air conditioner outlet to have your fart stench reach victims downstream. Highly effective for distribution of farts indoors or out.

There was a breeze going down the hallway so I fart cast into it to nail everyone in the lounge.

fart cast by polesmoker69 January 28, 2014

fart laps 

The time between who smelled it and who dealt it.

-"when I finally noticed the fart laps was over, my nose was on fire and I was starting to cry."

fart laps by Em143 June 9, 2014

fart gel

A gel you spread inside your buttcheeks to make your farts loud

Wow that was a loud fart are u using fart gel
Yes i am
Can i have some
No its my fart gel for my ass only
Can i just borrow some of the gel you already used
U meanthe gl currently in my ass
Yes

Ok fine

fart gel by cumdragon April 9, 2015