polesmoker69's definitions

urbanoff

The term used to describe sitting around with a group of people in the pub on a Friday night looking up words on urban dictionary to see who can find the funniest or most disgusting word.

Hey Chris, lets have an urbanoff.

Fuck yeah Dan, check this out. Daisy drip.

Thats rough Chris, how about mastabatical?

by polesmoker69 February 27, 2014

fart cast

The act of using a prevailing breeze, fan or air conditioner outlet to have your fart stench reach victims downstream. Highly effective for distribution of farts indoors or out.

There was a breeze going down the hallway so I fart cast into it to nail everyone in the lounge.

by polesmoker69 January 28, 2014