Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

61st minute

The best point of the school day. The 61st minute is when your school period is over and school is finished.

I swear history is so boring, can't wait until the 61st minute, then i can go home.

by LeilaSP March 6, 2019

last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.

The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.

by QuacksO May 10, 2019

Bitch Mitts

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time

Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."

by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019

7 minutes in the spirit realm.

A game commonly played by one person, usually an emo person. In this game, someone goes into a closet, and waits until they reach an out of body experience. A 3rd step could be added where you summon a demon.

Person 1: Dude I played 7 minutes in the spirit realm. It was not easy.
Person 2: It's easier with weed.

by Razorclaw the crab May 28, 2019

Juan Minute

Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute

That fence only took Juan Minute to build

by bayster127 June 30, 2019