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bananacaine 

Bananacaine has 100x the power of cocaine and eventually causes permanent psychosis in 99% of first time users.

The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.

Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.

For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.
"Last week I almost OD’d on bananacaine..... but uh life finds a way."
bananacaine by Rektoshi October 8, 2019
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Literally the most deadliest weapon on the face of the godsdamned Earth and skies.
Nazi officer: Ruh-ro Raggy, here come the Allies."

Allies: *Jump off boats with bananas instead of guns*

Nazi officers: "Run for our fucking lives, boys."
Banana by Doctor Noire Speaking October 12, 2019

Banana squirty McFlurry 

When a banana peels it’s self whips out it’s penis which is covered in Oreos and cums on the floor and then wipes it up with his peel
Damn that banana got a big dick make a nigga do a split I wanna see him banana squirty McFlurry

Banana dipped Chocolate 

Banana Dipped Chocolate is when a guy gives a girl anal and she shits on your dick
Guy: Gives anal~

Girl: Shits on his dick~
Guy: Omg You just gave a banana Dipped Chocolate

Banana Art 

Banana Art refers to banana taped to the wall being sold for $120,000, twice. This is blatant money laundering and tax write off for the rich and has nothing to do with art or artistic expression. Banana art is for money laundering.
I’ll use my black jack winnings to get me some banana art!
Banana Art by Zerosleeper December 17, 2019
It goes with milk and practise ;)

Tastes great!!! You should try it you asshole
That guy is sucking that Banana and drinking the milk
Banana by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 28, 2020
Something girl use for there pussy
Me: this banana good

Banana: u good to
Banana by Hey I did February 19, 2020