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universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.
I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?
universal soldiers by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006

University of Ottawa 

A university in Ottawa, Canada, where all the pretentious kids go. Unlike its rival, Carleton University, it has no green space, an overrated French program, and a terrible engineering faculty.
You go to the University of Ottawa? Interesting, I am also a boring person.

University of Michigan 

Considered one of the "public ivies," the University of Michigan is one of the top public universities in the nation, with top 10 ranking programs in Engineering, Business, Medicine, and Law... to name a few. Its undergraduate acceptance rate has declined significantly, shrinking from almost 50% to less than 25% in the past decade. It is situated in the picturesque college town of Ann Arbor, the most educated city in the US. It currently holds over 44,000 students.

The University of Michigan's football team has produced the likes of Tom Brady and Brandon Graham. Also known as Umich or UofM, it has educated icons such as Michael Phelps, Lucy Liu, James Earl Jones, Madonna, and Larry Page. It is often characterized by its extensive alumni network and overwhelming sense of school pride and spirit.

However, its diversity is somewhat lacking-- it's pretty white, and there are many rich intl students and out-of-state "JAPs" and WASPs, and there is definitely some ethnic division as per nearly any college or school. Additionally, the winters are dreadful.

The students are generally stereotyped as being either antisocial nerds or crazy partiers, but many of the students are well-rounded, highly involved, and sociable. Depending on who you hang out with, you could end up talking to kids who've been accepted to Ivies or degenerates who just binge-drink and waste daddy's money on Juul pods.

I hope that's a somewhat holistic view of Umich. I still love it here-- Go Blue!
MSU kid: The University of Michigan is shit.

UMich kid: Then why didn't you get in?

Lubbock Christian University 

A university in north-west Lubbock, Texas that no one in Lubbock remembers or cares that it exist. Has a decent baseball team but overall just flat-out sucks.
Lubbock Christian University Student: "Hey I go to Lubbock Christian" Texas Tech Student: Where the fuck is that?

University of Minnesota Rochester 

A school for health sciences located in Rochester, Minnesota with way more girls than guys. The newest University of Minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. Incredibly hard, even for a college. Full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. Lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!
"Where's she from?" "The University of Minnesota Rochester." "Get it bro, I heard there's no guys over there, she'll be begging in no time!"

Ohio State University

An institution dedicated to producing employees for companies owned by graduates of The University of Michigan.
Being accepted to Ohio State University requires filling out an application.