Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.
Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
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Get the toolika mug.Ed:dude its almost 4:20
Sally: no worries man..... I got this
Ed: wow sally, your always so perfectly toolified 😃
Sally: no worries man..... I got this
Ed: wow sally, your always so perfectly toolified 😃
by Me111113 November 30, 2021
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Jon purchased a fourth Web Application Firewall product this month and the other three haven't even been deployed, looks like a case of the toolsies.
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Get the TOOLW mug.when you have a wet dream about a toolbox, and suddenly, you can't look at toolbox the same. you are now horny for toolbox. just don't go around fucking any toolboxes, you hear me?
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