Obsession with purchasing redundant IT tools that solve issues or problems that have already been solved, but require additional tools to manage or operate.
Jon purchased a fourth Web Application Firewall product this month and the other three haven't even been deployed, looks like a case of the toolsies.
by Paige Reedmiles April 7, 2022
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Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
by Neil K December 20, 2007
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by Unce April 19, 2006
Get the toolies mug.an older man pretending 2 b on schoolies(end of yr vacation 4 kidz who finsh h.school.)2 crack onto drunk chicks.
by lena November 26, 2004
Get the toolies mug.She had some seriously hot tootsies, made me want to do nasty things to her.
Her tootsies were so cute and perfect they were lickable.
Her tootsies were so cute and perfect they were lickable.
by Gilly girl August 13, 2007
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