Tom Cruise Moment 

A discreet way to refer to a nipple erection (see also nipple freeze, nipple stand, nippleboners, nipplection, nippleitis, and nipplitis). Derives from Tom Cruise's tendency to "act" with his fingers: pointing with both forefingers to emphasize something he's saying. Particularly evident in Jerry Maguire (the finger acting,that is, not the stiff nipples). The term is not gender-specific.

It was cold out, and she was having a Tom Cruise moment.

Tom Cruise Moment by Longsilver July 30, 2008

blonde moment 

an action/event/happening that makes a person look so dumb and/or retarded, that they don't even realize it, and gain the iq of a blonde person.

Hey, did you see Tyler get the shit beat outta him over a pen?
Yep, he had a blonde moment.

You see that arguement that Alex and Mike had?
Yeah, Alex was havin' a blonde moment...
Why?
She was pissed about him taking her pencil, when she never had one.

blonde moment by david7777 March 17, 2008

blond moment

<Blondieus Momentum>

When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out

The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.

<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work!

<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?

<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!

blond moment by ErnestTehNoob May 4, 2009

blonde moment 

A specific moment when one acts blonde.

blonde moment by Addiy March 28, 2003

Odell Moment 

When someone has a random, or sometimes very frequent, act of great stupidity, such as having very late reactions, extreme loss of coordination, or just sounding unintelligent, causing them to resemble the ginger Sean Odell

Kiel: Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one turns to the other and says "Boy it sure is hot in here" The other one says " HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

*Five Minutes Later*

Sean: Oh i get it lol

Kiel: Wow that was an Odell moment

Odell Moment by g-Rant Boner January 14, 2009

teachable moment

Gratuitous American English expansion of "lesson".

The inability of Americans to be understood in other English-speaking countries provides us with a teachable moment.

teachable moment by bleater April 22, 2011

an E moment 

an E moment is when you want to pay respects to somebody with an f, while having the same person catch the L, or the loss. the term was invented by instagram celebrity @anti.tv

it was an E moment when ザック told vava to shut up, when she loved ザック with all of her heart

an E moment by pieromqwerty January 28, 2019