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Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. 

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All that glitter ain't gold.
'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
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pulsating asshole

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A person who waivers from their beliefs under certain situations, such as when they are intoxicated.
Veronica is a pulsating asshole. She says she is a lesbian however when she gets drunk she hits on every guy at the party.
pulsating asshole by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009
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2nd Asshole 

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The mate an attractive person has instead of you. Saying that a girl's boyfriend is her 2nd Asshole implies that she should dump him and choose you as a mate instead.
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Meg has 2 assholes-the one under her skirt and the 2nd Asshole whom she dates!
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2nd Asshole by Xelena November 30, 2010
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The Worlds Biggest Asshole

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Denis Leary. He actually has a song in which he admits this.
"Cause I'm an asshole, the worlds biggest asshole" - Denis Leary
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Black asshole

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something you call some one that is being as annoying as the damn niggers, or any black ass
"Brent you black asshole stop trying to have sex with me!!"
Black asshole by blackpplsuck May 2, 2010

racist cracker asshole 

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A white person who strongly dislikes people who are of a dark skin color, and is a complete jerk to everyone.
"That (white) guy over there calling every black person a no good nigger and beating his wife is such a racist cracker asshole.