bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking
I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.
by wadeaaronroach February 06, 2009
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pulsating asshole

A person who waivers from their beliefs under certain situations, such as when they are intoxicated.
Veronica is a pulsating asshole. She says she is a lesbian however when she gets drunk she hits on every guy at the party.
by wadeaaronroach February 06, 2009
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