Definitions by phuquer

Vewizon 

Elmer Fudds' cell phone carrier.

I have a dwoid phone thwu Vewizon wiwewless. huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

Vewizon by phuquer December 5, 2011

Roberts 

John Bartholomew Roberts, posthumously known as "Black Bart" The most prolific of all pirates. He was credited with taking nearly 500 ships.

Generally referred to in his time simply as Roberts, he was so feared by merchant men that they were known to abandon ship without a fight if they told it was Roberts ship approaching.

On the 10th of February 1722, at Cape Lopez in what is now the West African state of Gabon a Captain Challoner Ogle of the Royal Navy engaged and defeated one of the worlds most notorious outlaws, Bartholomew Roberts.

Roberts by phuquer October 24, 2011

The Worlds Biggest Asshole

Denis Leary. He actually has a song in which he admits this.

"Cause I'm an asshole, the worlds biggest asshole" - Denis Leary

The Worlds Biggest Asshole by phuquer May 18, 2011