Dirty stats

When you share stats with your partner

Hey do I got the arrest, do you want the citation

Nah dawg. I don’t want those dirty stats

by Rollbt April 30, 2019

United Statesian

A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.

When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.

Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)

by jubjubjubjub October 1, 2021

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

by tonyb November 10, 2003

Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.

Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now

by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010

statsdotzip

The Dopest Person Imaginable. nobody can top them

Bro your almost as good as Statsdotzip

by nobody5568 October 3, 2018

baller stats

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.

Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.

by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004

Big In The States

When something is in the process of trending so hard that it must have originated from the industries of the USA.

Guy:'What's that song'
Radio:'Black&Yellow, it's big in the states right now'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011